Brockville

Sat Aug 8, 1:00 pm

Coordinator: Grumpy

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Brockville
Aug 8 2015

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Match Results

Number One Matches

Challenger	Defender	Winner
Smitty (A7)	McGoop (O1)	McGoop (O1)
Ace (B18)	McGoop (O1)	McGoop (O1)
Pickle (B22)	McGoop (O1)	McGoop (O1)

Big Upsets

Challenger	Defender	Hole
Juice (B6)	RonBow (no rank)	14
Chipmein (D10)	Bubba (C10)	14

Divisional Upsets

Challenger	Defender	Hole
GolfGeek (no rank)	Zoey (we remember) (no rank)	15
Pickle (B22)	Ace (B18)	17

Defences

Challenger	Defender	Hole
Bubba (C10)	Big Guy (D7)	16
Chipmein (D10)	Big Guy (D7)	18
Grumpy (D6)	Gator (C7)	14
Gator (C7)	Juice (B6)	16
Grumpy (D6)	Juice (B6)	13
Smitty (A7)	McGoop (O1)	16
Pickle (B22)	McGoop (O1)	16
Ace (B18)	McGoop (O1)	13
Zoey (we remember) (no rank)	Mulder (no rank)	13
GolfGeek (no rank)	Mulder (no rank)	14
Ali G (D42)	Mulder (no rank)	13
Big Guy (D7)	Orange Crush (no rank)	15
Chipmein (D10)	Orange Crush (no rank)	15
Bubba (C10)	Orange Crush (no rank)	15
Gator (C7)	RonBow (no rank)	18
Grumpy (D6)	RonBow (no rank)	15
Pickle (B22)	Smitty (A7)	18
Guinness (D11)	Sneaky (no rank)	15
BearCat (C27)	Sneaky (no rank)	14
Sutty (D5)	Sneaky (no rank)	17
BearCat (C27)	Sutty (D5)	18
Guinness (D11)	Sutty (D5)	15
Ali G (D42)	Zoey (we remember) (no rank)	17

No CMPC matches today.

Individual Player Stats

Slammer
Ace
Ali G
BearCat
Big Guy
Bubba
Chipmein
Gator
GolfGeek
Grumpy
Guinness
Juice
McGoop
Mulder
Orange Crush
Pickle
RonBow
Smitty
Sneaky
Sutty
Zoey (we remember)

Record	Birds	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones
0-3-0	1	0	0	1	12
0-3-0	0	0	0	0	0
1-2-0	0	0	0	0	0
2-1-0	0	0	0	0	0
0-3-0	0	0	0	0	0
1-2-0	0	0	0	0	0
1-1-1	0	0	0	0	0
2-1-0	0	0	0	0	0
0-3-0	0	0	0	0	0
0-3-0	0	0	0	0	0
3-0-0	0	0	0	0	0
3-0-0	2	0	0	3	36
3-0-0	0	0	0	0	0
3-0-0	1	2	50	1	12
1-1-1	1	2	50	1	12
1-1-1	0	0	0	0	0
1-1-1	1	0	0	2	24
3-0-0	0	0	0	0	0
2-1-0	0	0	0	0	0
1-2-0	0	0	0	0	0

Total: 20

Course Report

Nothing to report.

For the Kids

$38.25

Volunteers

Thank you!

Doggie Master: McGoop
Skins Master: Mulder
Photo Master:

Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

No Doggie Winners today.

SwingFit Skins Report

No Skins won today.

Notables

There were no TC matches today.

Ali G antied up and is now in the Hole-in-One club.

No toilet paper issued today.

There was only one milestone today. Mulder recorded his 100th career point when he beat GolfGeek 5and4.

Great Pace today by the Tour � we were led by a bunch of newbies whose career events are less than the 13 month veteran Mulder, has this season alone.

Speaking of the right winger � thank you for another good job as the Real Fans Skins Master.

Today�s first star (on the right - LOOK!) is now using a caddy. Three events which include � first TC champion of 2015, upset and highest Slammer ranking ever of #7, & a successful 3-0 defence. �Hey Crushy, I think that your caddy should turn pro!� �I already told her that we are.� Gotta keep that golf diva streak going � Modern usage of the word diva re-emerged in the early 1990s when singer Annie Lennox named her first post-Eurythmics album Diva. Since that, the word has often been used to describe a female artist who achieved enormous success.

Doggy Master McGoop collected and doled out the bones for Culligan Water. He sure likes teasing and issuing suspense, and we thank you.

At the event, during the OC report, Grumpy explained why he very seldom will choose McGoop as a star. Even though he is head and shoulders above the Tour, I need him to be spectacular. For instance this all-time skins leader surpassed the original skins leader in about one fifth the amount of events.

I implore all of you out there to file more claims. Why so? The purpose is for the better good. For the whole Tour to read and learn. Don�t let the claim be emotional, continue golfing, and remember that the claim may be ruled either way. Notice that most claims involve Rulz and/or Malone.

So today my first rules question has to do with bunkers. I believe that you cannot rake a bunker (that�s how Raker got his name) before your shot � even if it has nothing to do with your shot. If you walk across a bunker to get the rake � you cannot rake your footsteps (right Sutty?) until after you shoot. I hope there is more chatter about this.

My second rule comment � Provisionals � there was a $5 bet on a ruling, with a crowd of watchers � and what I liked about it was the fact that there was much conversation before the event. We all know that there is no shortage of debate with the amber fluid flowing. (let me add that two OCs were discussing this very topic the next day all along the third fairway at Dragonfly � and it caused a letter sent along for decision).

Every OC has a different style - Cuba chooses the most stylin at eac h of his events. In honour of him - and receiving votes from Kookie and Orange Crush, they chose Chip-me-in for not only his clothes matching - but that he matched his clubs and golf bag as well.

Quotables

Two of the most quotable Slammers (BearCat & Sutty) handed in a group sheet with no quotables?

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RESULT: Match is All Square after 18 holes