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Prescott

Fri Aug 11, 3:15 pm

Coordinator: Grumpy

Thom greeted me. Asked us to start at hole ten! Of course - dealing with such a golf partner we agreed. Too slow a pace for the City's most pace conscious organization. Unfortunately many angry Slammers left hungry. Before I go on - I want to apologize to my ten fellow Slammers, for being so UGLY! Back to the positives - Janet provided our star prizes, and off we went. Nothing but blue skies (see first quotable), and a very BLUE Grumpy. It is a good thing that Blue is my second favourite Slammer!

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Prescott
Aug 11 2017
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Match Results
Number One Matches
Challenger Defender Winner

No Number One related matches

Big Upsets
Challenger Defender Hole
Mulder (D3) TwinDad (C7) 14
Mulder (D3) Chipmein (B15) 18
Divisional Upsets
Challenger Defender Hole
Big Guy (D9) Grumpy (D2) 16
Diddledude (D4) Grumpy (D2) 13
Irons (B35) chill (B11) 18
YoungGun (C24) TwinDad (C7) 14
Defences
Challenger Defender Hole
TwinDad (C7) Chipmein (B15) 13
YoungGun (C24) Chipmein (B15) 16
Big Guy (D9) Diddledude (D4) 15
Big Guy (D9) Green Arrow (C6) 16
Diddledude (D4) Green Arrow (C6) 16
IronMaiden (B57) Irons (B35) 14
YoungGun (C24) Mulder (D3) 17
IronMaiden (B57) chill (B11) 18
No CMPC matches today.
Individual Player Stats
Points Record Birds Eagles Score Dogs Bones Skins Bones
1-2-0 0 0 99 0 0 0 0
2-1-0 0 0 91 1 11 0 0
2-1-0 0 1 93 0 0 1 7
3-0-0 1 0 91 1 11 1 7
0-3-0 0 0 100 0 0 0 0
0-1-1 0 0 87 0 0 0 0
2-0-0 0 0 83 0 0 2 14
3-0-0 0 0 87 0 0 2 14
0-3-0 0 0 111 0 0 0 0
1-2-0 1 0 96 1 11 1 7
0-1-1 0 0 86 2 22 0 0
Total: 11

Course Report

GREENS - tough but fair!

For the Kids

$23.10

Volunteers

Thank you!

  • Doggie Master: Diddledude (r)
  • Skins Master:
  • Photo Master:

Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

No Doggie Winners today.

SwingFit Skins Report

Hole Slammer Score Type
1 Mulder 4 Par
4 YoungGun 2 Birdie
9 Green Arrow 2 Birdie
10 Diddledude 2 Eagle
11 Irons 4 Par
14 Irons 5 Par
18 Mulder 4 Par

Notables

  • First nine was a very painful 2 hours and 35 minutes for the first group.

  • EAGLE ALERT ... the second shot of his first round back from his longest hiatus on Tour, DiddleDude sculls a shot and is starting to sound like he stubbed his toe! The ball continued to roll (100 yards to be exact), and into the hole. His first ever EAGLE ... congrats! "there is no video on the scorecard!"

  • 3 MILESTONES ALERT - for chill. Her dog on hole 15 made her the 21st to reach 100 dogs. Time to open a kennel! The dogbones reached 500, and her third milestone was her total bones won. She became the 19th to reach 1600 bones overall.

  • MILESTONE ALERT 2 Chip-me-in's win over YoungGun was the 100th of his career. Only 123 other Slammers have won that many fins on Tour!

  • MILESTONE ALERT 3 did NOT go to Mulder, this time!

  • There was a slight delay starting the report on the 19th hole. First we had to cool down the OC. Then just as the Trekkie talk was about to subside, chill got into it to renew it for a few more minutes. Apparently DiddleDude looks similar to a godlike character. Sorry I forget the character name.

  • Thank you chill for joining and doing the BROKER4TICKETS skins Mastery.

  • Diddledude once again took care of the QuickSnap Doggie duties. He is getting better, and we thank you for it!

  • Today's event started on hole ten - for those of you TP watchers at home, please note that nobody won toilet paper today.

  • click here and KNOW the answer to the first quote!

  • Quotables

  • "Why is the sky blue?" (see last notable)

  • "A Friday round of golf at Prescott - a great way to end the work week."

  • "Nobody to challenge, now I know how McGoop feels."

  • "Oops! We have a radiation (Mulder's new Crown driver head) leak." "I curse you Gregg Foley!"

  • "What's that really bad word?" "Shank!" "Yep!" (but it wasn't us}

  • "What�s the hole in one pot at?" "About $1650." "I can use that!"

  • "The radiation leak has been contained." "I uncurse you Gregg Foley!"

  • "Full of shhh*t!"

  • "Did you leave a tight one?" "Yes! I need it to pay for my losses."

  • "I am bored on the front nine! I'm never bored playing golf." (see first notable)

  • "Great drive - your best today!" "BLESS you Gregg Foley"

  • "We are a YoungGun and three old pistols."

  • "Grumpy that rant has to be equal to five whines!"

  • "That was a sweet dog!" "Please stop talking about dogs - I am too hungry!"

  • "Can we trade our prize for a couple of bags of chips?"

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    RESULT: Irons wins 2 and 1

    Course Report

    GREENS - tough but fair!

    For the Kids

    $23.10

    Volunteers

    Thank you!

    • Doggie Master: Diddledude (r)
    • Skins Master:
    • Photo Master:

    Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

    No Doggie Winners today.

    SwingFit Skins Report

    Hole Slammer Score Type
    1 Mulder 4 Par
    4 YoungGun 2 Birdie
    9 Green Arrow 2 Birdie
    10 Diddledude 2 Eagle
    11 Irons 4 Par
    14 Irons 5 Par
    18 Mulder 4 Par

    Notables

  • First nine was a very painful 2 hours and 35 minutes for the first group.

  • EAGLE ALERT ... the second shot of his first round back from his longest hiatus on Tour, DiddleDude sculls a shot and is starting to sound like he stubbed his toe! The ball continued to roll (100 yards to be exact), and into the hole. His first ever EAGLE ... congrats! "there is no video on the scorecard!"

  • 3 MILESTONES ALERT - for chill. Her dog on hole 15 made her the 21st to reach 100 dogs. Time to open a kennel! The dogbones reached 500, and her third milestone was her total bones won. She became the 19th to reach 1600 bones overall.

  • MILESTONE ALERT 2 Chip-me-in's win over YoungGun was the 100th of his career. Only 123 other Slammers have won that many fins on Tour!

  • MILESTONE ALERT 3 did NOT go to Mulder, this time!

  • There was a slight delay starting the report on the 19th hole. First we had to cool down the OC. Then just as the Trekkie talk was about to subside, chill got into it to renew it for a few more minutes. Apparently DiddleDude looks similar to a godlike character. Sorry I forget the character name.

  • Thank you chill for joining and doing the BROKER4TICKETS skins Mastery.

  • Diddledude once again took care of the QuickSnap Doggie duties. He is getting better, and we thank you for it!

  • Today's event started on hole ten - for those of you TP watchers at home, please note that nobody won toilet paper today.

  • click here and KNOW the answer to the first quote!

  • Quotables

  • "Why is the sky blue?" (see last notable)

  • "A Friday round of golf at Prescott - a great way to end the work week."

  • "Nobody to challenge, now I know how McGoop feels."

  • "Oops! We have a radiation (Mulder's new Crown driver head) leak." "I curse you Gregg Foley!"

  • "What's that really bad word?" "Shank!" "Yep!" (but it wasn't us}

  • "What�s the hole in one pot at?" "About $1650." "I can use that!"

  • "The radiation leak has been contained." "I uncurse you Gregg Foley!"

  • "Full of shhh*t!"

  • "Did you leave a tight one?" "Yes! I need it to pay for my losses."

  • "I am bored on the front nine! I'm never bored playing golf." (see first notable)

  • "Great drive - your best today!" "BLESS you Gregg Foley"

  • "We are a YoungGun and three old pistols."

  • "Grumpy that rant has to be equal to five whines!"

  • "That was a sweet dog!" "Please stop talking about dogs - I am too hungry!"

  • "Can we trade our prize for a couple of bags of chips?"

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