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Cedarhill

Sun Sep 3, 12:00 pm

Coordinator: Mulder

Ever get to a golf course and think...."I wish we had the course to ourselves?" Well today was that day. 16 slammers showed up at CedarHill and we were the only ones on the course. We had so much space the only people on the course were not supposed to be there. (see quotables about dogs). The drizzle was light enough to not be annoying but it was consistent so you really had to be ready for wet weather golf. But being Slammers, we know how to handle a bit of leftover Harvey rain. Surprisingly the course drained well and the greens were superb which is a testament to the design and maintenance team at CedarHill. Thanks for hosting us. ............................................................ ............................................................ Mulder Out

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Cedarhill
Sep 3 2017
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Match Results
Number One Matches
Challenger Defender Winner
Stevie Ray (C24) Mulder (D1)Stevie Ray (C24)
Juice (B4) McGoop (O1)McGoop (O1)
Big Guy (D3) Mulder (D1)Big Guy (D3)
Pouf (A2) McGoop (O1)McGoop (O1)
Mulder (D1) Sutty (C7)Sutty (C7)
Grey Goose (B27) McGoop (O1)McGoop (O1)
Big Upsets
Challenger Defender Hole

No big upsets

Divisional Upsets
Challenger Defender Hole
Big Guy (D3) Mulder (D1) 16
Stevie Ray (C24) Sutty (C7) 15
Defences
Challenger Defender Hole
TwinDad (C12) Cracker (C10) 17
Kricket (B40) Cracker (C10) 17
TwinDad (C12) DJD (B29) 16
Kricket (B40) DJD (B29) 15
Zoey (we remember) (D4) Fodder (A8) 11
Grumpy (D2) Fodder (A8) 11
One Hour Driver (C116) Fodder (A8) 11
Zoey (we remember) (D4) Grumpy (D2) 15
One Hour Driver (C116) Grumpy (D2) 16
Grey Goose (B27) Juice (B4) 14
Pouf (A2) McGoop (O1) 13
Grey Goose (B27) McGoop (O1) 12
Juice (B4) McGoop (O1) 13
Juice (B4) Pouf (A2) 18
Grey Goose (B27) Pouf (A2) 18
Big Guy (D3) Sutty (C7) 17
Mulder (D1) Sutty (C7) 17
Kricket (B40) TwinDad (C12) 18
No CMPC matches today.
Individual Player Stats
Points Record Birds Eagles Score Dogs Bones Skins Bones
1-2-0 0 0 107 0 0 0 0
2-1-0 1 0 91 0 0 0 0
3-0-0 0 0 87 0 0 0 0
3-0-0 4 0 75 2 40 3 33
0-3-0 0 0 86 0 0 0 0
2-1-0 0 0 98 0 0 0 0
1-2-0 0 0 82 0 0 0 0
0-2-1 0 0 94 0 0 0 0
3-0-0 5 0 69 0 0 3 33
0-3-0 1 0 104 0 0 0 0
1-2-0 0 0 103 0 0 0 0
2-1-0 0 0 83 1 20 0 0
3-0-0 0 0 87 0 0 0 0
2-1-0 0 0 100 1 20 0 0
0-2-1 0 0 95 0 0 0 0
0-3-0 0 0 105 0 0 0 0
Total: 16

Course Report

Greens were fantastic. Course also drained well.

For the Kids

$15.25

Volunteers

Thank you!

  • Doggie Master: Stevie Ray
  • Skins Master:
  • Photo Master:

Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

No Doggie Winners today.

SwingFit Skins Report

Hole Slammer Score Type
3 McGoop 4 Birdie
5 Fodder 2 Birdie
8 Fodder 4 Par
10 Fodder 3 Birdie
13 McGoop 3 Birdie
18 McGoop 4 Par

Notables

  • TC UPDATE: Both Fodder and Pouf advanced in the Sr. Tour Championship and will face each other in the Semi Finals. Well played both of you and good luck in the next round!!

  • QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: Dogs were barking on holes 6 (Sutty at 6 feet), hole 9 (Fodder at 9 feet), hole 14 (Fodder at 10 feet) and hole 15 (Pouf at 10 feet). Each dog was worth a nice round 20 bones. Thank you to Stevie Ray for volunteering and presenting the Doggie Report. It is very much appreciated.

  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: Skins were aplenty today but the people collecting them were few. There were a total of 6 today. 3 went to McGoop (on holes 5, 13 and 18) and Fodder netted 3 (on holes 5, 8 and 10). Each skin was worth 11 bones. Thank you to Juice for volunteering and presenting the Skins Report. It is also very appreciated.

  • Barb, the bartender at the CedarHill Bar gets an honourable mention for remembering how to make a Mulder. (i.e. a mintless diet mojito.) Great service at CedarHill as always!!

  • Two slammers who have played 415 collective matches on tour finally met today again after 4414 days. (12 years, 1 month). This is Kricket and TwinDad who last played on August 3rd, 2005 at this event.

  • Zoey paid $10 on the first tee getting into the hole in one club. It must have been a premonition because he was already in the hole in one club, but later on we found out Dr. Pepper took the massive hole in one pot at Pineview....if it counts. So indirectly, Zoey was officially the first player to get back in the next hole in one pot. Joining him by giving the OC ten dollars at this event are Mulder, GreyGoose and Fodder.

  • I wouldn't call the Slammer Tour a "Cult" but when it comes to Rain, there is only group dedicated enough to get their butts out there to play. Then again, there is another Cult that knows Rain. Click image below to hear them sing a great tune.

  • Quotables

  • "The best thing that could happen to this green includes 2 sticks of dynamite."

  • "Can I borrow your putter?"....."I think you need to borrow the puttee."

  • "The TC winner of you two will play the winner of Fodder and Grumpy...I should say you will be playing Fodder....but don't tell Grumpy I said that."

  • "Why is no one on the patio to cheer us on?"

  • "I feel like a wet dog."...."You LOOK like a hot dog!"

  • "Where's Stevie Ray?"..."Probably putting long johns on!"

  • "Bathroom breaks should be timed."

  • "I'm sorry, my dogs ran ahead. I didn't know anyone was out golfing today."

  • "That shot needs more oomph!"

  • "My feet are squishy."

  • "I had him after two. No more worries about toilet paper."

  • "I like dogs....with BBQ sauce."

  • "Do you remember what your first nickname was?"....."F.U., Grumpy"

  • "Sutty, we are on the whites this hole."...."Keep reminding me."....."Sutty, we are on the whites this hole......Sutty, we are on the whites this hole......Sutty, we are on the whites this hole......Sutty, we are on the whites this hole......

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    RESULT: McGoop wins 3 and 1

    Course Report

    Greens were fantastic. Course also drained well.

    For the Kids

    $15.25

    Volunteers

    Thank you!

    • Doggie Master: Stevie Ray
    • Skins Master:
    • Photo Master:

    Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

    No Doggie Winners today.

    SwingFit Skins Report

    Hole Slammer Score Type
    3 McGoop 4 Birdie
    5 Fodder 2 Birdie
    8 Fodder 4 Par
    10 Fodder 3 Birdie
    13 McGoop 3 Birdie
    18 McGoop 4 Par

    Notables

  • TC UPDATE: Both Fodder and Pouf advanced in the Sr. Tour Championship and will face each other in the Semi Finals. Well played both of you and good luck in the next round!!

  • QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: Dogs were barking on holes 6 (Sutty at 6 feet), hole 9 (Fodder at 9 feet), hole 14 (Fodder at 10 feet) and hole 15 (Pouf at 10 feet). Each dog was worth a nice round 20 bones. Thank you to Stevie Ray for volunteering and presenting the Doggie Report. It is very much appreciated.

  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: Skins were aplenty today but the people collecting them were few. There were a total of 6 today. 3 went to McGoop (on holes 5, 13 and 18) and Fodder netted 3 (on holes 5, 8 and 10). Each skin was worth 11 bones. Thank you to Juice for volunteering and presenting the Skins Report. It is also very appreciated.

  • Barb, the bartender at the CedarHill Bar gets an honourable mention for remembering how to make a Mulder. (i.e. a mintless diet mojito.) Great service at CedarHill as always!!

  • Two slammers who have played 415 collective matches on tour finally met today again after 4414 days. (12 years, 1 month). This is Kricket and TwinDad who last played on August 3rd, 2005 at this event.

  • Zoey paid $10 on the first tee getting into the hole in one club. It must have been a premonition because he was already in the hole in one club, but later on we found out Dr. Pepper took the massive hole in one pot at Pineview....if it counts. So indirectly, Zoey was officially the first player to get back in the next hole in one pot. Joining him by giving the OC ten dollars at this event are Mulder, GreyGoose and Fodder.

  • I wouldn't call the Slammer Tour a "Cult" but when it comes to Rain, there is only group dedicated enough to get their butts out there to play. Then again, there is another Cult that knows Rain. Click image below to hear them sing a great tune.

  • Quotables

  • "The best thing that could happen to this green includes 2 sticks of dynamite."

  • "Can I borrow your putter?"....."I think you need to borrow the puttee."

  • "The TC winner of you two will play the winner of Fodder and Grumpy...I should say you will be playing Fodder....but don't tell Grumpy I said that."

  • "Why is no one on the patio to cheer us on?"

  • "I feel like a wet dog."...."You LOOK like a hot dog!"

  • "Where's Stevie Ray?"..."Probably putting long johns on!"

  • "Bathroom breaks should be timed."

  • "I'm sorry, my dogs ran ahead. I didn't know anyone was out golfing today."

  • "That shot needs more oomph!"

  • "My feet are squishy."

  • "I had him after two. No more worries about toilet paper."

  • "I like dogs....with BBQ sauce."

  • "Do you remember what your first nickname was?"....."F.U., Grumpy"

  • "Sutty, we are on the whites this hole."...."Keep reminding me."....."Sutty, we are on the whites this hole......Sutty, we are on the whites this hole......Sutty, we are on the whites this hole......Sutty, we are on the whites this hole......

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