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Dragonfly

Sat Sep 9, 11:00 am

Coordinator: Mulder

Dragonfly was host to the Mulder's first annual Urbandictionary.com open. This pop culture user community driven site is a great place for parents who are not faint of heart to go look up words their kids are saying in an attempt to determine if they should be concerned about their kids. Fo-shizzle. So we looked up the name of each slammer (with some modifications) and introduced them on the tee with one or some of the definitions of their names. I have to tell you, it was REALLY tough for some to not pick the crazy very NSFW definitions that some had. haha. If you are not afraid to laugh at some adult humour, please feel free to go look up Pepe Le Pew, or Green Arrow. In any case, the venue was great. The sun was out for us on a cool breezy day and the four groups were treated to some greens so greasy that if they slid into second base they would end up in Detroit. Now THAT'S slick!! Thanks DFly for hosting us again. We always enjoy the valley hospitality that your staff consistently show us. ................................................ ................................................ ........ Mulder Out

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Dragonfly
Sep 9 2017
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Match Results
Number One Matches
Challenger Defender Winner

No Number One related matches

Big Upsets
Challenger Defender Hole
Johnny Drama (B146) Fowler (O16) 17
Divisional Upsets
Challenger Defender Hole
Boomer (C16) Green Arrow (C4) 16
Johnny Drama (B146) Eeyore (B38) 15
Johnny Drama (B146) IronMaiden (B17) 18
Mulder (D4) Zoey (we remember) (D2) 15
Pepilepu (B9) Irons (B4) 18
Defences
Challenger Defender Hole
Mulder (D4) Auldphart (C10) 17
Zoey (we remember) (D2) Auldphart (C10) 16
Pommie (C20) Boomer (C16) 17
Pommie (C20) Green Arrow (C4) 18
Eeyore (B38) IronMaiden (B17) 14
T-bird (B20) Irons (B4) 15
Pommie (C20) Moz (B8) 17
Boomer (C16) Moz (B8) 18
Green Arrow (C4) Moz (B8) 16
T-bird (B20) Pepilepu (B9) 18
No CMPC matches today.
Individual Player Stats
Slammer
Auldphart
Berge
Boomer
Eeyore
Fowler
Green Arrow
IronMaiden
Irons
Johnny Drama
Moz
Mulder
Pepilepu
Pommie
T-bird
Zoey (we remember)
Points Record Birds Eagles Score Dogs Bones Skins Bones
2-1-0 1 0 97 0 0 1 7
3-0-0 1 0 93 1 17 1 7
2-0-1 0 0 89 0 0 0 0
0-3-0 0 0 93 1 17 0 0
2-1-0 2 0 83 0 0 2 14
0-2-1 1 0 97 0 0 0 0
1-2-0 0 0 87 0 0 0 0
1-1-0 0 0 84 0 0 2 14
3-0-0 2 0 81 0 0 2 14
2-0-1 0 0 89 1 17 0 0
1-2-0 0 0 101 1 17 0 0
1-0-1 1 0 88 0 0 1 7
0-2-1 0 0 96 0 0 0 0
0-1-1 1 0 88 0 0 1 7
0-3-0 0 0 104 0 0 0 0
Total: 15

Course Report

Greens

For the Kids

$13.75

Volunteers

Thank you!

  • Doggie Master: Irons
  • Skins Master: Pommie
  • Photo Master:

Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

No Doggie Winners today.

SwingFit Skins Report

Hole Slammer Score Type
4 Johnny Drama 3 Birdie
5 T-bird 2 Birdie
6 Pepilepu 4 Birdie
8 Berge 3 Birdie
11 Fowler 4 Birdie
12 Auldphart 3 Birdie
14 Irons 4 Par
15 Irons 5 Par
16 Fowler 3 Birdie
17 Johnny Drama 3 Birdie

Notables

  • QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: Thank you Irons for presenting the report. Dogcatchers were Berge on hole 3 (27'), Eeyore on hole 7 (25'), Mulder on hole 13 (9') and TMC on hole 18 (5'). Dogcatchers were 17 bones better off than when they teed off.

  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: Thanks Pommie for presenting the skins report. Skins were collected by Johnny Drama on holes 4 and 17, Fowler onholes 11 and 16, Irons on holes 14 and 15, Pepilepu on hole 6, T-Bird on hole 5, Berge on hole 9 and auldphart on hole 12. Each skin was worth a modest 7 bones.

  • Today was the first annual urbandictionary.com event. Players were introduced with the OC having chosen some of the meanings of players names taken from the pop culture web dictionary. See the last quotable.

  • New members of the hole in one club include: Johnny Drama, Irons, Iron Maiden, Berge and T-Bird. The pot grows $50 after this event. Please don't forget to give an OC $10 at your next event to be part of the pool.

  • Mulder picked up a pair of rain gloves someone left at DFly.

    • Quotables

  • "Thanks for the yoga lesson."....."Yoga=Shank"...."Yoga=Par Par Par Par"

  • (after a birdie) "I hate this game!!"

  • "You're going to need a Sherpa to get that putt up to the hole."

  • "Quick! Put some clampons on that ball."

  • "The ball didn't go where it was supposed to."...."I think you mean you didn't hit the ball where you should have."

  • "What's the matter with Flintstone....He's all right!"

  • "It's a Par!!! They DO Exist!!"

  • "He beat me by 3 inches"...."Better than he beat you within 3 inches of your life."

  • "That's a monster drive."....."It was the heroine I had before the round."

  • "Today, my concentration seems more like constipation."

  • "I think you're gonna wish you were a lefty."

  • "He had a 6."...."How do you know that? I don't even know what I scored?"...."After a while you just get used to counting everyone's shots."....."No one on the Slammer Tour deliberately cheats do they?"

  • A couple of examples of the introductions thanks to Urbandictionary.com are TMC=too much crack, too much cash, too much clothing, too much cleavage. and auldphart=what you smell when you smack your hand on your couch, car or dining room chair, seat cushions.

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    Skins
    Hole
    Par
    Fowler
    Irons
    Johnny Drama
    Auldphart
    Berge
    Pepilepu
    T-bird
    Boomer
    Eeyore
    IronMaiden
    Moz
    Mulder
    Pommie
    Zoey (we remember)
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    Not in Skins
    Hole
    Par
    Green Arrow
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    Legend
    E Eagle or Better   B Birdie   P Par   G Bogey or Greater   C Cut-off birdie  
    Player Matches
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    Start match at hole:
    RESULT: Fowler wins 2 and 0

    Course Report

    Greens

    For the Kids

    $13.75

    Volunteers

    Thank you!

    • Doggie Master: Irons
    • Skins Master: Pommie
    • Photo Master:

    Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

    No Doggie Winners today.

    SwingFit Skins Report

    Hole Slammer Score Type
    4 Johnny Drama 3 Birdie
    5 T-bird 2 Birdie
    6 Pepilepu 4 Birdie
    8 Berge 3 Birdie
    11 Fowler 4 Birdie
    12 Auldphart 3 Birdie
    14 Irons 4 Par
    15 Irons 5 Par
    16 Fowler 3 Birdie
    17 Johnny Drama 3 Birdie

    Notables

  • QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: Thank you Irons for presenting the report. Dogcatchers were Berge on hole 3 (27'), Eeyore on hole 7 (25'), Mulder on hole 13 (9') and TMC on hole 18 (5'). Dogcatchers were 17 bones better off than when they teed off.

  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: Thanks Pommie for presenting the skins report. Skins were collected by Johnny Drama on holes 4 and 17, Fowler onholes 11 and 16, Irons on holes 14 and 15, Pepilepu on hole 6, T-Bird on hole 5, Berge on hole 9 and auldphart on hole 12. Each skin was worth a modest 7 bones.

  • Today was the first annual urbandictionary.com event. Players were introduced with the OC having chosen some of the meanings of players names taken from the pop culture web dictionary. See the last quotable.

  • New members of the hole in one club include: Johnny Drama, Irons, Iron Maiden, Berge and T-Bird. The pot grows $50 after this event. Please don't forget to give an OC $10 at your next event to be part of the pool.

  • Mulder picked up a pair of rain gloves someone left at DFly.

    • Quotables

  • "Thanks for the yoga lesson."....."Yoga=Shank"...."Yoga=Par Par Par Par"

  • (after a birdie) "I hate this game!!"

  • "You're going to need a Sherpa to get that putt up to the hole."

  • "Quick! Put some clampons on that ball."

  • "The ball didn't go where it was supposed to."...."I think you mean you didn't hit the ball where you should have."

  • "What's the matter with Flintstone....He's all right!"

  • "It's a Par!!! They DO Exist!!"

  • "He beat me by 3 inches"...."Better than he beat you within 3 inches of your life."

  • "That's a monster drive."....."It was the heroine I had before the round."

  • "Today, my concentration seems more like constipation."

  • "I think you're gonna wish you were a lefty."

  • "He had a 6."...."How do you know that? I don't even know what I scored?"...."After a while you just get used to counting everyone's shots."....."No one on the Slammer Tour deliberately cheats do they?"

  • A couple of examples of the introductions thanks to Urbandictionary.com are TMC=too much crack, too much cash, too much clothing, too much cleavage. and auldphart=what you smell when you smack your hand on your couch, car or dining room chair, seat cushions.

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