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Loch March

Sun May 29, 2:00 pm

Coordinator: Grumpy

The Slammer Tour comes to the Loch for the first time. It's the little things that matter * Parking lot shuttle to the beautiful clubhouse * Renowned hostesses * Incredible photo opportunities on the first and tenth tee decks * A meticulously-manicured golf course with mature trees. ... then the trouble started, on a course that is apparently renowned for never drying out, unless there is about a week straight of sunshine. Well we tried to supply our own Sunny & Sunshine, but alas more people were grumpy & blue. It seemed that the Kid from Glasgow was the most at home. Waterboy now has 75 bones to add to his stats. Well have a look at the quotables and realize that sometimes they get editted. Mea Culpe, but I did write them all!

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Loch March
May 29 2011
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Match Results
Number One Matches
Challenger Defender Winner
The Kid (A28) DeeJay (B1)The Kid (A28)
XTour (no rank) DeeJay (B1)DeeJay (B1)
Jelvis (no rank) DeeJay (B1)DeeJay (B1)
Big Upsets
Challenger Defender Hole
The Kid (A28) XTour (no rank) 16
The Kid (A28) Jelvis (no rank) 15
Bookie (C2) Sunny (A11) 18
Waterboy (B22) T-Bone (no rank) 14
Divisional Upsets
Challenger Defender Hole
Captain Crunch (no rank) T-Bone (no rank) 13
Crenshaw (A12) Ticklar (A2) 15
ProZee (A10) Ticklar (A2) 14
Sutty (no rank) SunShine (no rank) 14
XTour (no rank) Jelvis (no rank) 17
Defences
Challenger Defender Hole
TJ (no rank) Blue (no rank) 16
ZeeMan (no rank) Blue (no rank) 11
Grumpy (no rank) Blue (no rank) 14
zzzShooter (no rank) Bookie (C2) 17
Jelvis (no rank) DeeJay (B1) 15
XTour (no rank) DeeJay (B1) 15
ZeeMan (no rank) Grumpy (no rank) 18
T-Bone (no rank) Hacker (A8) 14
Captain Crunch (no rank) Hacker (A8) 16
Waterboy (B22) Hacker (A8) 18
ProZee (A10) KaDaver (no rank) 18
Crenshaw (A12) KaDaver (no rank) 16
SunShine (no rank) KidsClub (B11) 13
Sutty (no rank) KidsClub (B11) 13
ZeeGal (no rank) KidsClub (B11) 10
Crenshaw (A12) ProZee (A10) 14
ZeeGal (no rank) SunShine (no rank) 14
zzzShooter (no rank) Sunny (A11) 15
ZeeGal (no rank) Sutty (no rank) 11
Grumpy (no rank) TJ (no rank) 16
ZeeMan (no rank) TJ (no rank) 12
Limo (no rank) zzzShooter (no rank) 11
No CMPC matches today.
Individual Player Stats
Slammer
Blue
Bookie
Captain Crunch
Crenshaw
DeeJay
Grumpy
Hacker
Jelvis
KaDaver
KidsClub
Limo
ProZee
SunShine
Sunny
Sutty
T-Bone
TJ
The Kid
Ticklar
Waterboy
XTour
ZeeGal
ZeeMan
zzzShooter
Points Record Birds Eagles Score Dogs Bones Skins Bones
3-0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2-0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2-1-0 1 0 0 1 30 1 15
1-2-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2-1-0 1 0 0 0 0 1 15
0-2-1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2-0-1 1 0 0 0 0 1 15
0-3-0 1 0 0 0 0 1 15
3-0-0 1 0 0 0 0 1 15
3-0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
0-1-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2-1-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
1-2-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
1-1-0 2 0 0 0 0 1 15
2-1-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
0-3-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2-1-0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
3-0-0 1 0 0 0 0 1 15
0-3-0 0 0 0 1 30 0 0
1-1-1 1 0 0 2 60 1 15
1-2-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
0-3-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
0-2-1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
1-2-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Total: 24

Course Report

never wrote a negative "best" before. TOO WET!

For the Kids

$22.50

Volunteers

Thank you!

  • Doggie Master: Ticklar
  • Skins Master: Sutty
  • Photo Master:

Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

No Doggie Winners today.

SwingFit Skins Report

No Skins won today.

Notables

  • Hole #2 is a par three and without yardage markers the course has hand written signs, they state 154 from the blues and 148 from the whites. Those six yards are 19 steps apart?

  • Thank you Sutty for doing the skins and to Ticklar for doing the dogs {remember Tick - there is another part to the job!}

  • HMs go out to X-Tour, whose first win of the season is an upset of Jelvis, and vaults X-Tour to 15th (from 120). Blue, Kids Club & Hacker, for going undefeated. ProZee & Crenshaw for upsetting Ticklar and moving from 20s-3.

    • Quotables

  • "Today, I had three 3putts, and they were all for doggies."

  • "Should have been lift, clean and place!."

  • "I broke my club, hit the pin, & I still couldn't beat Shooter."

  • "Should have been lift, clean and place!."

  • "The only straight shot I hit all day had mud on the ball."

  • "Should have been lift, clean and place!."

  • "You ask one more question and I will kill you! What good is your GPS anyway?"

  • "Should have been lift, clean and place!."

  • "Why the F$&# were we playing the ball down?"

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    Skins
    Hole
    Par
    Captain Crunch
    DeeJay
    Hacker
    Jelvis
    KaDaver
    Sunny
    The Kid
    Waterboy
    Blue
    Bookie
    Crenshaw
    Grumpy
    KidsClub
    Limo
    ProZee
    SunShine
    Sutty
    T-Bone
    TJ
    Ticklar
    XTour
    ZeeGal
    ZeeMan
    zzzShooter
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    Course Report

    never wrote a negative "best" before. TOO WET!

    For the Kids

    $22.50

    Volunteers

    Thank you!

    • Doggie Master: Ticklar
    • Skins Master: Sutty
    • Photo Master:

    Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

    No Doggie Winners today.

    SwingFit Skins Report

    No Skins won today.

    Notables

  • Hole #2 is a par three and without yardage markers the course has hand written signs, they state 154 from the blues and 148 from the whites. Those six yards are 19 steps apart?

  • Thank you Sutty for doing the skins and to Ticklar for doing the dogs {remember Tick - there is another part to the job!}

  • HMs go out to X-Tour, whose first win of the season is an upset of Jelvis, and vaults X-Tour to 15th (from 120). Blue, Kids Club & Hacker, for going undefeated. ProZee & Crenshaw for upsetting Ticklar and moving from 20s-3.

    • Quotables

  • "Today, I had three 3putts, and they were all for doggies."

  • "Should have been lift, clean and place!."

  • "I broke my club, hit the pin, & I still couldn't beat Shooter."

  • "Should have been lift, clean and place!."

  • "The only straight shot I hit all day had mud on the ball."

  • "Should have been lift, clean and place!."

  • "You ask one more question and I will kill you! What good is your GPS anyway?"

  • "Should have been lift, clean and place!."

  • "Why the F$&# were we playing the ball down?"

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