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Brockville

Sat Jun 18, 1:00 pm

Coordinator: Cuba

Brockville CC was founded in 1913 and expanded in the mid 70's to attract the Slammer Tour. From the pro shop, club house and the starter, all greet the Slammer Tour as if we were very special guests invited to their home. Their unseen but remarkable greens staff always have a meticulous course laid out and we are rewarded and punished fairly for our play. They even employ a goose chaser to keep that evil bird off the property. He dresses like Chilly. All players enjoyed a post game rehashing of events, and departed looking forward to next month's Brockville event. On the way out of Brockville at the 401 near the Dairy Queen, an apparent frantic citizen, silhouetted against a setting sun, was urgently waving his arms in clear distress, trying to flag someone down. Slammer vehicles veered into the lot and found the Brockvillite was Grumpy, who needed someone to help him eat a Blizzard. The camaraderie continued.

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Brockville
Jun 18 2011
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Match Results
Number One Matches
Challenger Defender Winner
TJ (no rank) Burnsy (B1)Burnsy (B1)
SlapShot (B31) Burnsy (B1)Burnsy (B1)
Cuba (B2) Burnsy (B1)Cuba (B2)
Big Upsets
Challenger Defender Hole
Chilly (A8) KaDaver (no rank) 14
Ticklar (A6) KaDaver (no rank) 14
Divisional Upsets
Challenger Defender Hole
Chilly (A8) Ticklar (A6) 17
Cuba (B2) Burnsy (B1) 16
Lynksy (no rank) Big Guy (no rank) 13
Potter (no rank) Grumpy (no rank) 17
Sutty (no rank) Pommie (no rank) 15
Defences
Challenger Defender Hole
Zank (no rank) BearCat (C5) 13
TJ (no rank) Burnsy (B1) 17
SlapShot (B31) Burnsy (B1) 16
Shades (A14) Chilly (A8) 13
SlapShot (B31) Cuba (B2) 14
TJ (no rank) Cuba (B2) 14
Lynksy (no rank) Grumpy (no rank) 18
Big Guy (no rank) Grumpy (no rank) 15
CableGuy (B36) Ozone (A4) 16
Popeye (B6) Ozone (A4) 18
Sunny (A16) Ozone (A4) 15
Zank (no rank) Pommie (no rank) 14
BearCat (C5) Pommie (no rank) 17
Sunny (A16) Popeye (B6) 18
CableGuy (B36) Popeye (B6) 15
Lynksy (no rank) Potter (no rank) 18
Big Guy (no rank) Potter (no rank) 15
CableGuy (B36) Sunny (A16) 18
Zank (no rank) Sutty (no rank) 14
BearCat (C5) Sutty (no rank) 18
SlapShot (B31) TJ (no rank) 17
No CMPC matches today.
Individual Player Stats
Points Record Birds Eagles Score Dogs Bones Skins Bones
1-2-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
0-3-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2-1-0 1 0 0 1 25 1 13
0-3-0 1 0 0 0 0 1 13
3-0-0 2 0 0 1 25 2 26
3-0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
1-1-1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
0-2-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
1-1-1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3-0-0 1 0 0 1 25 1 13
2-1-0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
1-1-1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3-0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
0-1-0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
0-3-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
1-1-1 1 0 0 1 25 0 0
3-0-0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
1-2-0 2 0 0 0 0 2 26
1-1-0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0
0-3-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Total: 20

Course Report

The tall and majestic trees lining the rolling fairways let us play amongst them.

For the Kids

$28.38

Volunteers

Thank you!

  • Doggie Master: Ozone (r)
  • Skins Master: Grumpy
  • Photo Master:

Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

No Doggie Winners today.

SwingFit Skins Report

No Skins won today.

Notables

  • TC "D" match won by Lynksy, who moves on, over Grumpy on the 1st playoff hole.

  • TC "B" match won by Popeye, who advances over Cable Guy.

  • Pace of play was adequate as Potter, a Brockvile CC member and Slammer, declares no conflict of interest and signs off on our behaviour.

  • Chilly's shorts were the brightest ever seen on a golf course. Period.

  • One of the groups rated the course an A+ on a 10 scale. Who can argue ?

  • Burnsy outdid the field by accumulating 16 penalty strokes. He won a dog and a skin and bought a dozen golf balls.

  • Although its many weeks away, the Commish's Cup chatter is starting for real. Can a "guest" team win it for the first time ?

  • Sincere thanks to Grumpy for drumming out $13 Fit for Golf Skins to Chilly (2), TJ (2), Burnsy, Ozone and Cable Guy.

  • Extra thanks to Ozone for understanding he did not win a TAN Co. $25 dog on 17 when an interloping single took Burnsy's 12' dog ball and let Ozone think his 22" effort was a winner until just before presentation time. Ozone was the presenter, and still got 1 himself as did Burnsy, Chilly and Sunny.

  • Ticklar, our perennial multi-award winning Slammer declared Brockville CC mentally taxing and should be played 9 holes at a time.

  • Quotables

  • On the tee of a 291 yard, elevated green, par 4, "I'm going for it", "Me too, with a hybrid"

  • Hey there's Ozone. Where's Kerry ?

  • Chilly's shorts are interfering with my rangefinder.

  • Hole 1....."you buggar"...Hole 2...."you buggar"...Hole 3..."you buggar".....Hole 4....."you buggar"

  • No, I'm sure I'm righter of you.

  • On this hole you just gotta pray. Why is that different from any other hole ?

  • Chill's biggest handicap today was his shorts

  • Chilly's opponents' biggest handicap today was his shorts.


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    Course Report

    The tall and majestic trees lining the rolling fairways let us play amongst them.

    For the Kids

    $28.38

    Volunteers

    Thank you!

    • Doggie Master: Ozone (r)
    • Skins Master: Grumpy
    • Photo Master:

    Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

    No Doggie Winners today.

    SwingFit Skins Report

    No Skins won today.

    Notables

  • TC "D" match won by Lynksy, who moves on, over Grumpy on the 1st playoff hole.

  • TC "B" match won by Popeye, who advances over Cable Guy.

  • Pace of play was adequate as Potter, a Brockvile CC member and Slammer, declares no conflict of interest and signs off on our behaviour.

  • Chilly's shorts were the brightest ever seen on a golf course. Period.

  • One of the groups rated the course an A+ on a 10 scale. Who can argue ?

  • Burnsy outdid the field by accumulating 16 penalty strokes. He won a dog and a skin and bought a dozen golf balls.

  • Although its many weeks away, the Commish's Cup chatter is starting for real. Can a "guest" team win it for the first time ?

  • Sincere thanks to Grumpy for drumming out $13 Fit for Golf Skins to Chilly (2), TJ (2), Burnsy, Ozone and Cable Guy.

  • Extra thanks to Ozone for understanding he did not win a TAN Co. $25 dog on 17 when an interloping single took Burnsy's 12' dog ball and let Ozone think his 22" effort was a winner until just before presentation time. Ozone was the presenter, and still got 1 himself as did Burnsy, Chilly and Sunny.

  • Ticklar, our perennial multi-award winning Slammer declared Brockville CC mentally taxing and should be played 9 holes at a time.

  • Quotables

  • On the tee of a 291 yard, elevated green, par 4, "I'm going for it", "Me too, with a hybrid"

  • Hey there's Ozone. Where's Kerry ?

  • Chilly's shorts are interfering with my rangefinder.

  • Hole 1....."you buggar"...Hole 2...."you buggar"...Hole 3..."you buggar".....Hole 4....."you buggar"

  • No, I'm sure I'm righter of you.

  • On this hole you just gotta pray. Why is that different from any other hole ?

  • Chill's biggest handicap today was his shorts

  • Chilly's opponents' biggest handicap today was his shorts.


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