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Metcalfe

Wed Jul 20, 12:00 pm

Coordinator: Grumpy

I hate to talk about weather, because what can you do about it but try and prepare. Kids Club shows up with a cooler bag full of water bottles on ice. He distributed them to the field of 20. THANK YOU KC. There was panic as Hacker prepared for his TC Mixed match. His partner wasn't there yet, but if you know Juice, that was nothing abnormal. Mr Ugotta returned after a 22 month hiatus, but with a new name - welcome back Smokie, and read the notables to see that the new name comes with a new golfer. Then there was Happy and his dress code - see the first star notes for more. With fifty percent of the field ready to advance in the TCs off we went, led by DJD's drive - hasn't anybody hounded him enough to get a real name? Buckle in and get ready to see some ladder jumping, as today will produce 16 upsets in the 28 matches.

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Metcalfe
Jul 20 2011
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Match Results
Number One Matches
Challenger Defender Winner

No Number One related matches

Big Upsets
Challenger Defender Hole
Happy (B7) Ticklar (A3) 15
Smokie (C11) Blue (no rank) 16
Juice (C7) Grumpy (no rank) 14
Juice (C7) SunShine (no rank) 14
Burnsy (B2) Ticklar (A3) 18
Divisional Upsets
Challenger Defender Hole
Big Guy (no rank) Sutty (no rank) 18
Happy (B7) Burnsy (B2) 17
Papa Malone (no rank) Sutty (no rank) 14
Papa Malone (no rank) Big Guy (no rank) 15
Rexall (We Remember) (no rank) Blue (no rank) 15
Defences
Challenger Defender Hole
Stevie Ray (B16) Blue (no rank) 18
DJD (no rank) Burnsy (B2) 18
Grumpy (no rank) Hacker (A7) 12
SunShine (no rank) Hacker (A7) 12
DJD (no rank) Happy (B7) 16
Sutty (no rank) KidsClub (B14) 13
Papa Malone (no rank) KidsClub (B14) 18
Big Guy (no rank) KidsClub (B14) 15
Smokie (C11) Rexall (We Remember) (no rank) 17
Bookie (C2) Ripzone (B11) 16
subpar (B23) Ripzone (B11) 15
Smokie (C11) Stevie Ray (B16) 18
No CMPC matches today.
Individual Player Stats
Slammer
Big Guy
Blue
Bookie
Burnsy
Clang
DJD
Grumpy
Hacker
Happy
Juice
KidsClub
Papa Malone
Rexall (We Remember)
Ripzone
Smokie
Stevie Ray
SunShine
Sutty
Ticklar
subpar
Points Record Birds Eagles Score Dogs Bones Skins Bones
1-2-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
1-2-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
0-3-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2-1-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3-0-0 1 0 0 1 25 0 0
1-2-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
0-2-0 0 0 0 1 25 0 0
2-0-0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
3-0-0 0 0 0 1 25 0 0
2-0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3-0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2-1-0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
3-0-0 2 0 0 0 0 2 38
2-1-0 4 0 0 1 25 3 57
1-1-1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
0-2-1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
0-2-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
0-3-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
0-3-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
1-2-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Total: 20

Course Report

seeing the cart girl so often today was neccessary

For the Kids

$23.25

Volunteers

Thank you!

  • Doggie Master: Papa Malone
  • Skins Master: DJD
  • Photo Master:

Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

No Doggie Winners today.

SwingFit Skins Report

No Skins won today.

Notables

  • Hacker & Juice defeat SunShine & Grumpy on the 13th hole, in the TC mixed to advance to the Final Four.

  • RipZone closes out SubPar on 15 to move on to the Sweet Sixteen of the TC "B".

  • 2 holes later {17th} DJD upsets Ticklar to become the fifth Slammer to advance to the Elite Eight in the TC "Open".

  • On the same hole, our last TC match of the day gives the victory to Rexall in the Super Senior over Smokie.

  • Honourable mention goes out to Ripper today. He only had 4 birdies {three good for skins}, and a dog {missed a second one by 2 ball widths}, good enough for 82 bones.

  • The only other winner of bones {besides Clang & Rexall} was Grumpy for his 10th doggie of the year - sorry Ripper. Thank you TanCo!

  • Sometimes the pre-first drive introductions inspire good golf, but sometimes ... Tick was introduced as a leader of many categories. His rankings in 11 stats that we count are 2-1-4-3-1-1-2-5-1-1-1, well today not only did he not play Ticklike, he was even seen doing a faux pas, by going back to the teebox after not being able to find a loss ball after 10 minutes {but he DID act like a leader and stay around for abuse in the 19th}.

    • Quotables

  • "We suck!"

  • "Why so negative?"

  • "I suck!"

  • and after so many negative comments, she said "I would love to golf at a nudes only golf course."

  • "In some strip clubs, we have to pay for stuff like this."

  • "A great afternoon spent with three fine gentlemen." "He only said that because he won." "Winners always say that!"

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    Ripzone
    Rexall (We Remember)
    Big Guy
    Blue
    Bookie
    Burnsy
    Clang
    DJD
    Grumpy
    Hacker
    Juice
    KidsClub
    Papa Malone
    Smokie
    Stevie Ray
    SunShine
    Sutty
    Ticklar
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    Course Report

    seeing the cart girl so often today was neccessary

    For the Kids

    $23.25

    Volunteers

    Thank you!

    • Doggie Master: Papa Malone
    • Skins Master: DJD
    • Photo Master:

    Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

    No Doggie Winners today.

    SwingFit Skins Report

    No Skins won today.

    Notables

  • Hacker & Juice defeat SunShine & Grumpy on the 13th hole, in the TC mixed to advance to the Final Four.

  • RipZone closes out SubPar on 15 to move on to the Sweet Sixteen of the TC "B".

  • 2 holes later {17th} DJD upsets Ticklar to become the fifth Slammer to advance to the Elite Eight in the TC "Open".

  • On the same hole, our last TC match of the day gives the victory to Rexall in the Super Senior over Smokie.

  • Honourable mention goes out to Ripper today. He only had 4 birdies {three good for skins}, and a dog {missed a second one by 2 ball widths}, good enough for 82 bones.

  • The only other winner of bones {besides Clang & Rexall} was Grumpy for his 10th doggie of the year - sorry Ripper. Thank you TanCo!

  • Sometimes the pre-first drive introductions inspire good golf, but sometimes ... Tick was introduced as a leader of many categories. His rankings in 11 stats that we count are 2-1-4-3-1-1-2-5-1-1-1, well today not only did he not play Ticklike, he was even seen doing a faux pas, by going back to the teebox after not being able to find a loss ball after 10 minutes {but he DID act like a leader and stay around for abuse in the 19th}.

    • Quotables

  • "We suck!"

  • "Why so negative?"

  • "I suck!"

  • and after so many negative comments, she said "I would love to golf at a nudes only golf course."

  • "In some strip clubs, we have to pay for stuff like this."

  • "A great afternoon spent with three fine gentlemen." "He only said that because he won." "Winners always say that!"

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