Marshes

Coordinator: Sunny

Iron Lady joined the group at the last minute to make it a Sweet 16 of Slammers at one of our fave tracks. Two of us arrived as the OC was doing his intros (hello Liggiddy and Maiden). We were then off and running (driving) with everyone making putts drop like Vinnie drops one-liners. Beauties all!

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Marshes
Sep 10 2014

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Match Results

Number One Matches

Challenger	Defender	Winner

No Number One related matches

Big Upsets

Challenger	Defender	Hole
Turtle (C27)	Vinnie (B37)	18
Sunny (A9)	FingZ (no rank)	16
chill (B17)	FingZ (no rank)	17

Divisional Upsets

Challenger	Defender	Hole
Irons (B35)	Flagman (We Remember) (B29)	16
Rexall (We Remember) (B52)	Vinnie (B37)	18
SpoonHead (B69)	Ripzone (B56)	18

Defences

Challenger	Defender	Hole
Vinnie (B37)	IronMaiden (C3)	15
Turtle (C27)	IronMaiden (C3)	18
Rexall (We Remember) (B52)	IronMaiden (C3)	16
Flagman (We Remember) (B29)	Juice (C2)	16
SpoonHead (B69)	KaDaver (B31)	14
Ripzone (B56)	KaDaver (B31)	14
Ticklar (A16)	KaDaver (B31)	17
chill (B17)	Liggiddy (no rank)	18
Sunny (A9)	Liggiddy (no rank)	13
FingZ (no rank)	Liggiddy (no rank)	14
Flagman (We Remember) (B29)	McGoop (O2)	11
Juice (C2)	McGoop (O2)	12
Irons (B35)	McGoop (O2)	14
Turtle (C27)	Rexall (We Remember) (B52)	17
SpoonHead (B69)	Ticklar (A16)	13
Ripzone (B56)	Ticklar (A16)	15
Sunny (A9)	chill (B17)	17

No CMPC matches today.

Individual Player Stats

Slammer
FingZ
Flagman (We Remember)
IronMaiden
Irons
Juice
KaDaver
Liggiddy
McGoop
Rexall (We Remember)
Ripzone
SpoonHead
Sunny
Ticklar
Turtle
Vinnie
chill

Record	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones
0-3-0	1	0	0	0	0	0
0-3-0	0	0	0	0	0	0
3-0-0	1	0	1	13	0	0
2-1-0	0	0	0	0	0	0
1-2-0	0	0	1	13	0	0
3-0-0	1	0	0	0	0	0
2-0-1	1	0	0	0	0	0
3-0-0	5	1	1	13	4	32
2-1-0	0	0	0	0	0	0
0-3-0	1	0	0	0	0	0
1-2-0	0	0	0	0	0	0
1-2-0	0	0	0	0	0	0
2-1-0	3	0	0	0	1	8
1-2-0	1	0	0	0	1	8
0-3-0	1	0	1	13	0	0
2-0-1	2	1	2	26	3	24

Total: 16

Course Report

Tees, greens, fairways, practice range, patio ... ok, everything. There was some white/blue gunk on the greens (and suspiciously on Maiden and Juice skorts. I checked with clubhouse: It is ebola, so make sure to wash with soap. Beer is a bit pricey, but I am informed it is not mandatory. Who knew?

For the Kids

$32.00

Volunteers

Thank you!

Doggie Master:
Skins Master: FingZ (r)
Photo Master:

Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

No Doggie Winners today.

SwingFit Skins Report

No Skins won today.

Notables

OC notes that he finished this report and then computer crashes and ate his homework. First edition was much funnier

Congrats to Kadaver for besting his buddy/life-coach Ticklar on 17 of the TC Senior. Bring on Cuba (the classy player, not the communist island nation of the same name)!

Thanks to Fingz for being voluntold to do Doggies. He counted 6 greens hit (yes, he counted on his finger) for a total of only 25 feet in length. That made Chill smile twice and Maiden, Juice, McGoop and Vinnie too. For those counting at home, Women dog better by a 4-2 count. Get your mind out of the gutter: Some Of These Girlz Are Good -- to the tune of 13 bones per.

Skins brought to us by Saint Maiden. There were 9 and worth 8 a piece. Is this a good time to talk about McGoops 4-skin again? Chill has 3 in a McGoop-esque effort. One layer of skin for Ticklar and Turtle.

Vinny made us an offer we couldn't refuse. The Italian Rodney Dangerfield leads the Tour in lost blind matches. Or as he calls them "underground matches."

Rexall, Vinnie and Turtle trailed behind Maiden all day. Literally and figuratively :)

McGoop's tan loses to Juice's in a 19th hole skins game. Even Irons bows to the mocha Juice.

When the tall, slender Flagman wears that bright yellow shirt, he look like, well, you know...

Ripzone wore shorts of a suspicious colour. Not quite red.

Spoonhead upsets Rip and jumps some 75 rungs on the ladder.

Fingz gave me the finger on the first tee and I forgot to return it.

Irons is one of the Tour's quiet gentlemen

Kadaver is a cerebral assassin.

Ticklar was resplendent in orange and grey from head to toe. He wins the "haberdasher honours" of the day.

Super Seniors played the "half-tees" and so did Chill -- alternating red and white blocks. So, Chill owes for 9 whines :)

In a span of 5 roller-coaster holes, a certain Slammette had two 2's and two 8's.

If you haven't yet played with rookie Liggiddy, don't forget your $5, this dude has game!

The Granville Island beer on tap comes highly recommended by this OC.

Quotables

"I have everything I want already"

"If you want a date, my number is on the flag."

"I hate you more than I thought."

"Thank God for a laser finder..."

"Want to buy a laser finder."

"Get in the hole (heard often this day)"

"Chill is smoking darts and throwing darts out there."

The scorecards at Marshes read: Suggested tee box -- 6-15 handicap: Blue. Hmm...

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