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eQuinelle

Sat Jul 28, 12:15 pm

Coordinator: Mulder

It was a ridiculously awesome day at eQuinelle. The sun was out most of the round. It was scheduled to rain but we only felt a few drops halfway through the back 9. 20 slammers made their way around a course in pristine shape. Kudo's to the superintendent. The course was so great, almost everyone beat their scoring medians today and some by a nice margin. You have to go play eQ when you get a chance. This year it may be the best condition I have ever seen it. And to top it all off, the OC was happy to see Kim working in the club house. She is one of the few servers who knows how to make a mintless diet mojito.... aka ..... A "Mulder". ........................................................................... Mulder out

Event Winner
MsDemeanor
Lana MacKenzie

13 Points

eQuinelle
Jul 28 2018
Highlights:

Details

MsDemeanor (D7) defeated Ali G (D6) 3
MsDemeanor (D7) defeated Gatorette (D5) 3
MsDemeanor (D7) lost to Mulder (D2) 0
Div-D 1 birdie(s) 3
Div-D 1 skin(s) 3
Better than median (97 < 99) 1
Group Winners
MsDemeanor (D7)
13 Points
Gator (C2)
12 Points
Pepilepu (B20)
11 Points
HELFM (C9)
8 Points
Shades (A6)
6 Points
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Match Results
Number One Matches
Challenger Defender Winner
Bookie (C6) Charlie (D1)Bookie (C6)
Gator (C2) Charlie (D1)Gator (C2)
Auldphart (C17) Charlie (D1)Auldphart (C17)
Big Upsets
Challenger Defender Hole
Stevie Ray (C18) Steel Crazy (B24) 15
HELFM (C9) Steel Crazy (B24) 15
Divisional Upsets
Challenger Defender Hole
Auldphart (C17) Bookie (C6) 18
Gatorette (D5) Mulder (D2) 18
MsDemeanor (D7) Gatorette (D5) 18
MsDemeanor (D7) Ali G (D6) 18
Shades (A6) Chilly (A3) 17
Tasker () Lane Anker () 16
Defences
Challenger Defender Hole
Auldphart (C17) Gator (C2) 15
Bookie (C6) Gator (C2) 14
Ali G (D6) Gatorette (D5) 17
Stevie Ray (C18) HELFM (C9) 17
Ali G (D6) Mulder (D2) 17
MsDemeanor (D7) Mulder (D2) 16
GolfGeek (B62) NoCents (B44) 16
GolfGeek (B62) Pepilepu (B20) 14
NoCents (B44) Pepilepu (B20) 16
Poochie (C12) Pepilepu (B20) 13
Steel Crazy (B24) Pouf (A2) 12
No CMPC matches today.
Individual Player Stats
Slammer
MsDemeanor
Gator
Auldphart
Pepilepu
HELFM
NoCents
Gatorette
Mulder
Lane Anker
Pouf
Shades
Charlie
Stevie Ray
Bookie
GolfGeek
Poochie
Ali G
Tasker
Steel Crazy
Chilly
Points Record Birds Eagles Score Dogs Bones Skins Bones
13 2-1-0 1 0 97 0 0 1 14
12 3-0-0 0 0 82 1 25 0 0
11 2-1-0 1 0 86 1 25 0 0
11 3-0-0 2 0 78 0 0 0 0
8 2-0-0 0 0 86 0 0 0 0
8 2-1-0 1 0 85 0 0 1 14
7 2-1-0 0 0 102 0 0 0 0
7 2-1-0 0 0 96 0 0 0 0
6 0-1-0 2 0 91 0 0 2 28
6 1-0-0 2 0 77 1 25 1 14
6 1-0-0 2 0 79 1 25 0 0
5 0-3-0 1 0 91 0 0 1 14
5 1-1-0 0 0 86 0 0 0 0
4 1-2-0 0 0 89 0 0 0 0
4 1-2-0 1 0 87 0 0 0 0
4 0-3-0 0 0 94 0 0 0 0
3 0-3-0 1 0 100 0 0 0 0
3 1-0-0 0 0 89 0 0 0 0
2 0-3-0 0 0 92 0 0 0 0
1 0-1-0 1 0 82 0 0 1 14
Total: 20

Course Report

Greens

For the Kids

$31.50

Volunteers

Thank you!

  • Doggie Master: Steel Crazy
  • Skins Master:
  • Photo Master:

Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

No Doggie Winners today.

SwingFit Skins Report

Hole Slammer Score Type
1 Charlie 3 Birdie
2 NoCents 3 Birdie
9 Pouf 3 Birdie
10 Chilly 3 Birdie
12 Lane Anker 3 Birdie
17 Lane Anker 3 Birdie
18 MsDemeanor 4 Birdie

Notables

  • MPC MATCH RESULTS: Pouf defeats Stevie Ray in the Sr. category. Pepilepu defeats GolfGeek in the B category. GolfGeek defeats Poochie in the C category. Shades defeats Chilly in the A category. Good luck in the next round to all the winners.

  • DOGGIE REPORT: Thanks Steel Crazy for taking on the Doggie Master responsibilities. Your volunteerism is appreciated and you did an awesome job. There were 4 dogs caught today. Gator on hole 3 (3.5'), auldphart on hole 8 (10'), Shades on hole 13 (33') and Pouf on hole 16 (10.5'). Each dog was worth a cool 25 bones.

  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: There were 15 birdies today and 8 were paired off to cut off. But 7 birdies were good for skins. Those were captured by Lane Anker (2 skins) and Pour, Chilly, NoCents, Charlie, and MsDemeanor each had 1 skin. The skins were worth a tidy 14 bones each. Congrats.

  • We initiated two new slammers today. Lane Anker and Tasker joined the tour for their first event. Welcome to the tour gentleman!!

  • MsDemeanor earned her 100th point when she shook hands with both Gatorette and AliG on 18 making her the 228th player to reach this milestone.

  • Mulder paid Pouf $20 on the practice green before the round. Why you ask? Because Pouf netted a dog at Cedarhill on September 3rd, 2017 but left early. Mulder had been holding it since then. (had it been invested in a 9 month GIC, Mulder might have handed over an estimated $20.85.

  • A turtle attacked Mulder's ball on 13.(see photo below)

    • Quotables

  • "We would have given the course a 10, but the holes were too small."......"I saw your group's scores....the holes were definitely not too small."

  • "you are leading her, she is leading me and I am leading you.....It's like a Mexican standoff...or should I say a Mexican $5 off."

  • "You landed near that small tree with the white bark."....."Son of a Birch!!!"

  • "Why is it everytime you wait to hit because you are afraid you may reach the group in front you end up chunking the ball?"

  • "It's been a bad day. I had a flat. I stepped in dog crap and my youngest passed their driver's license exam."

  • "That was a turtle inspired shot!"

  • <A href="http://officiallyscrewed.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/turtle.jpg" target="_blank"><IMG SRC="http://officiallyscrewed.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/turtle.jpg" height=137 width=234></A>

  • "Usually I smell the skunk before I see or hear him."

  • "Wow, you almost drove the green where the group in front is."...."Don't worry, dad is in that group and I warned him already."

  • "Hey you Anti Social Slammers."...."Wow, what's the acronym for that?"...."Hey you ASS's!!"

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    Skins
    Hole
    Par
    Lane Anker
    Charlie
    Chilly
    MsDemeanor
    NoCents
    Pouf
    Ali G
    Auldphart
    Bookie
    Gator
    Gatorette
    GolfGeek
    HELFM
    Mulder
    Pepilepu
    Poochie
    Shades
    Steel Crazy
    Stevie Ray
    Tasker
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    Player Matches
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    Start match at hole:
    RESULT: Lane Anker wins 10 and 8

    Course Report

    Greens

    For the Kids

    $31.50

    Volunteers

    Thank you!

    • Doggie Master: Steel Crazy
    • Skins Master:
    • Photo Master:

    Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

    No Doggie Winners today.

    SwingFit Skins Report

    Hole Slammer Score Type
    1 Charlie 3 Birdie
    2 NoCents 3 Birdie
    9 Pouf 3 Birdie
    10 Chilly 3 Birdie
    12 Lane Anker 3 Birdie
    17 Lane Anker 3 Birdie
    18 MsDemeanor 4 Birdie

    Notables

  • MPC MATCH RESULTS: Pouf defeats Stevie Ray in the Sr. category. Pepilepu defeats GolfGeek in the B category. GolfGeek defeats Poochie in the C category. Shades defeats Chilly in the A category. Good luck in the next round to all the winners.

  • DOGGIE REPORT: Thanks Steel Crazy for taking on the Doggie Master responsibilities. Your volunteerism is appreciated and you did an awesome job. There were 4 dogs caught today. Gator on hole 3 (3.5'), auldphart on hole 8 (10'), Shades on hole 13 (33') and Pouf on hole 16 (10.5'). Each dog was worth a cool 25 bones.

  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: There were 15 birdies today and 8 were paired off to cut off. But 7 birdies were good for skins. Those were captured by Lane Anker (2 skins) and Pour, Chilly, NoCents, Charlie, and MsDemeanor each had 1 skin. The skins were worth a tidy 14 bones each. Congrats.

  • We initiated two new slammers today. Lane Anker and Tasker joined the tour for their first event. Welcome to the tour gentleman!!

  • MsDemeanor earned her 100th point when she shook hands with both Gatorette and AliG on 18 making her the 228th player to reach this milestone.

  • Mulder paid Pouf $20 on the practice green before the round. Why you ask? Because Pouf netted a dog at Cedarhill on September 3rd, 2017 but left early. Mulder had been holding it since then. (had it been invested in a 9 month GIC, Mulder might have handed over an estimated $20.85.

  • A turtle attacked Mulder's ball on 13.(see photo below)

    • Quotables

  • "We would have given the course a 10, but the holes were too small."......"I saw your group's scores....the holes were definitely not too small."

  • "you are leading her, she is leading me and I am leading you.....It's like a Mexican standoff...or should I say a Mexican $5 off."

  • "You landed near that small tree with the white bark."....."Son of a Birch!!!"

  • "Why is it everytime you wait to hit because you are afraid you may reach the group in front you end up chunking the ball?"

  • "It's been a bad day. I had a flat. I stepped in dog crap and my youngest passed their driver's license exam."

  • "That was a turtle inspired shot!"

  • <A href="http://officiallyscrewed.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/turtle.jpg" target="_blank"><IMG SRC="http://officiallyscrewed.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/turtle.jpg" height=137 width=234></A>

  • "Usually I smell the skunk before I see or hear him."

  • "Wow, you almost drove the green where the group in front is."...."Don't worry, dad is in that group and I warned him already."

  • "Hey you Anti Social Slammers."...."Wow, what's the acronym for that?"...."Hey you ASS's!!"

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