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Sun Sep 30, 12:00 pm

Coordinator: Grumpy

We are back at the Creek for the tenth time this season and so far there have been 190 Slammer rounds played here. Out of that 190 – know how many complaints that there were? That’s right, NONE! Welcome back to the house that likes to host the Tour! Always going out of their way to accommodate. Slammer specials, many favours – the occasional ‘throw in’. What more can be said? Oh then again there is Gregory riding around in a cart and NOT working. He promised good weather, but we did have to put our jackets on once for a short period. Thanx again Jonathan! I know that I am not Mulder but I did try my best, he does have BIG shoes to fill.

Event Winner
Bookie
Tim Schobert

13 Points

Mountain Creek
Sep 30 2018
Highlights:

Details

Bookie (C1) defeated Potter (C10) 3
Bookie (C1) defeated Gator (C4) 3
Bookie (C1) defeated Mulder (D2) 2
Successfully defended #1 2
Div-C 1 dog(s) 2
Better than median (89 < 93) 1
Group Winners
Bookie (C1)
13 Points
3wd (D5)
10 Points
Chef (O5)
8 Points
Eeyore (B21)
8 Points
Pommie (C15)
6 Points
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Match Results
Number One Matches
Challenger Defender Winner
Potter (C10) Bookie (C1)Bookie (C1)
Gator (C4) Bookie (C1)Bookie (C1)
Mulder (D2) Bookie (C1)Bookie (C1)
Big Upsets
Challenger Defender Hole

No big upsets

Divisional Upsets
Challenger Defender Hole
3wd (D5) Zoey (we remember) (D4) 18
Eeyore (B21) Skeeter (B8) 16
P-Diddy (A17) Highall (L) (A7) 17
Pommie (C15) Auldphart (C9) 13
Stymie (B16) Skeeter (B8) 15
Defences
Challenger Defender Hole
Grumpy (D6) 3wd (D5) 18
Big Guy (D18) 3wd (D5) 14
Dawn Beech () Auldphart (C9) 15
Potter (C10) Bookie (C1) 18
Mulder (D2) Bookie (C1) 16
Gator (C4) Bookie (C1) 18
Highall (L) (A7) Chef (O5) 14
Juice (A3) Chef (O5) 17
P-Diddy (A17) Chef (O5) 17
Mulder (D2) Gator (C4) 17
Potter (C10) Gator (C4) 18
Big Guy (D18) Grumpy (D6) 16
P-Diddy (A17) Juice (A3) 16
Highall (L) (A7) Juice (A3) 17
Dawn Beech () Pommie (C15) 11
Mulder (D2) Potter (C10) 18
Eeyore (B21) Stymie (B16) 15
Grumpy (D6) Zoey (we remember) (D4) 18
Big Guy (D18) Zoey (we remember) (D4) 14
No CMPC matches today.
Individual Player Stats
Points Record Birds Eagles Score Dogs Bones Skins Bones
12 3-0-0 0 0 89 1 21 0 0
10 3-0-0 0 0 93 0 0 0 0
8 3-0-0 2 0 77 1 21 1 15
8 1-1-0 1 0 85 0 0 1 15
8 2-1-0 0 0 81 0 0 0 0
8 2-0-0 0 0 83 0 0 0 0
7 1-2-0 2 0 80 0 0 1 15
6 1-1-1 0 0 91 0 0 0 0
6 2-0-0 0 0 86 0 0 0 0
6 0-1-2 1 0 92 0 0 0 0
6 1-1-1 0 0 93 0 0 0 0
5 1-1-1 0 0 97 0 0 0 0
4 0-3-0 0 0 103 1 21 0 0
4 0-0-0 2 0 79 0 0 2 30
3 0-3-0 1 0 83 1 21 0 0
3 0-2-1 0 0 94 0 0 0 0
2 1-1-0 0 0 95 0 0 0 0
2 0-2-0 0 0 103 0 0 0 0
2 0-2-0 0 0 88 0 0 0 0
Total: 19

Course Report

fall conditions without leaves and GREAT GREENS!

For the Kids

$28.50

Volunteers

Thank you!

  • Doggie Master: Mulder
  • Skins Master:
  • Photo Master:

Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

No Doggie Winners today.

SwingFit Skins Report

Hole Slammer Score Type
4 PriorJock 4 Birdie
10 P-Diddy 3 Birdie
15 Chef 3 Birdie
16 Eeyore 2 Birdie
17 PriorJock 3 Birdie

Notables

  • MPC match results in the SENIOR division. A pair of the young seniors competed and #1 seed Chef defeated #4 P-Diddy 2and1 to advance to the final.

  • PACE of PLAY. It sure is a relative term isn’t it? Five sheets are handed in and all comment about pace. We go from “where is everyone?” from the threesome that led … to a little slow, to 4:10, to good pace. In golf it is just like in life – IT SURE IS HARD TO please everyone.

  • You know that you are old when auldphart calls you Mr.

  • MILESTONES – Hole eight … P-Diddy gets his 25th career birdie. Two holes later he starts his next 25. Mulder draws with Potter and it is the third time in their 16 matches, but today’s is the 44th time that a Slammer has ‘kissed his sister(tie)’ half a century of times. That’s right Mulder now has 50 career draws.

  • Grumpy was the 16th Slammer to be introduced today but the first one to have lost to all three of his opponents.

  • We all know that it is an honour to fill out the sheet after the round. We know that the person handed it at the beginning isn’t always the one to return it. Group four today the sheet was handed to Zoey, he lost to 3wd and gave him the sheet to fill out. He graciously showed the rookie how to do it “Hey Zoey how many times have you filled out one of those?” “Once!”

  • Quotables

  • "Maybe you can do our introductions now (they were in last group because one of them was doggy master - and the OC goes in second last group), while I am still #1 C."

  • "He only beat a bunch of As!"

  • "You have a two iron? I have never seen one, except in a museum." "Not only does he have one - he can hit one." To which Chef chimes in quoting Lee Trevino a bit "If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron." (a 1 or a 2 - we can let Chef get away with that!)

  • “Eeyore is playing his 25th career event! Here at Mountain Creek, that is.”

  • “Greetings from the interior!”

  • “Highball is playing his third event but I can’t tell you anything about him. Go fix your profile page after this group of veterans shows you how on the 19th hole.” Did they? Go see Charlie’s profile page where he writes ‘Happy wife Happy life’. I suggest this for you to go along with your bailing reason for the Tuesday event.

  • “He is the only Slammer to start his career in Ireland” (on Slammer Tour). Yes a couple of others have started there but haven’t continued when they returned home.

  • “He is playing despite having been sick all last week. Are you OK? Why are you shaking?” “Because I am playing Chef!”

  • “Say hello to the D club champion!” pause “Now say goodbye as tomorrow he graduates to the C division.”

  • “What is Grumpy doing?” “He looks like an air traffic controller.”

  • “Leakin oil, coming in!”

  • “If this leather seat gets any colder, I am going home with hemorrhoids!”

  • Bookie throws a toonie in for the kids “I didn’t get that many, but here.”

  • “Helen will be so proud.” “She has moved on.”

  • “I thinned it one groove more.” “blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!”

  • “Hey Bookie, did you defend?” “I did!” “See you Tuesday!” “just for you we let him keep his C1.”

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    RESULT: Chef wins 4 and 3

    Course Report

    fall conditions without leaves and GREAT GREENS!

    For the Kids

    $28.50

    Volunteers

    Thank you!

    • Doggie Master: Mulder
    • Skins Master:
    • Photo Master:

    Andrew Smith Insurance Doggies

    No Doggie Winners today.

    SwingFit Skins Report

    Hole Slammer Score Type
    4 PriorJock 4 Birdie
    10 P-Diddy 3 Birdie
    15 Chef 3 Birdie
    16 Eeyore 2 Birdie
    17 PriorJock 3 Birdie

    Notables

  • MPC match results in the SENIOR division. A pair of the young seniors competed and #1 seed Chef defeated #4 P-Diddy 2and1 to advance to the final.

  • PACE of PLAY. It sure is a relative term isn’t it? Five sheets are handed in and all comment about pace. We go from “where is everyone?” from the threesome that led … to a little slow, to 4:10, to good pace. In golf it is just like in life – IT SURE IS HARD TO please everyone.

  • You know that you are old when auldphart calls you Mr.

  • MILESTONES – Hole eight … P-Diddy gets his 25th career birdie. Two holes later he starts his next 25. Mulder draws with Potter and it is the third time in their 16 matches, but today’s is the 44th time that a Slammer has ‘kissed his sister(tie)’ half a century of times. That’s right Mulder now has 50 career draws.

  • Grumpy was the 16th Slammer to be introduced today but the first one to have lost to all three of his opponents.

  • We all know that it is an honour to fill out the sheet after the round. We know that the person handed it at the beginning isn’t always the one to return it. Group four today the sheet was handed to Zoey, he lost to 3wd and gave him the sheet to fill out. He graciously showed the rookie how to do it “Hey Zoey how many times have you filled out one of those?” “Once!”

  • Quotables

  • "Maybe you can do our introductions now (they were in last group because one of them was doggy master - and the OC goes in second last group), while I am still #1 C."

  • "He only beat a bunch of As!"

  • "You have a two iron? I have never seen one, except in a museum." "Not only does he have one - he can hit one." To which Chef chimes in quoting Lee Trevino a bit "If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron." (a 1 or a 2 - we can let Chef get away with that!)

  • “Eeyore is playing his 25th career event! Here at Mountain Creek, that is.”

  • “Greetings from the interior!”

  • “Highball is playing his third event but I can’t tell you anything about him. Go fix your profile page after this group of veterans shows you how on the 19th hole.” Did they? Go see Charlie’s profile page where he writes ‘Happy wife Happy life’. I suggest this for you to go along with your bailing reason for the Tuesday event.

  • “He is the only Slammer to start his career in Ireland” (on Slammer Tour). Yes a couple of others have started there but haven’t continued when they returned home.

  • “He is playing despite having been sick all last week. Are you OK? Why are you shaking?” “Because I am playing Chef!”

  • “Say hello to the D club champion!” pause “Now say goodbye as tomorrow he graduates to the C division.”

  • “What is Grumpy doing?” “He looks like an air traffic controller.”

  • “Leakin oil, coming in!”

  • “If this leather seat gets any colder, I am going home with hemorrhoids!”

  • Bookie throws a toonie in for the kids “I didn’t get that many, but here.”

  • “Helen will be so proud.” “She has moved on.”

  • “I thinned it one groove more.” “blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!”

  • “Hey Bookie, did you defend?” “I did!” “See you Tuesday!” “just for you we let him keep his C1.”

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